GSL Drama 2 - The LOL Wars

MajinFro here, reporting from majinfro.com with all of your GSL News errr Drama needs. Another GSL week ends and GSL Drama continues to mount. It is threatening to drown the league in hostilities. Minty has already threatened to close the league down and name himself winner...oh wait that was a moderator for another site that does that. Questions are mounting and they need answers...Is Wreckon/KoTOR targeting competitors finding circumstantial dirt to get them kicked? Is Team Short Bus cheating? Is CrustyDirtDemon a racist or cephalopod hater? Are LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOers causing the GSL Drama? Are Wreckon and Fro BFF's? Does Hayden know the lyrics to You are the Music in Me from High School Musical 2? All of these questions answered and more here.

Reported in a earlier blog post was the incident where Wreckon found Minty's BFF I Crush ALL of being former GSL bad boy Mike and Micah. This happened as Crush's team was closing in on that number 1 spot. This week KoTOR is targeting Team Shortbus with account swapping shenanigans. There are also reports of profile glitching to get the debug menu in Gun. With two recent strong teams getting called out for cheating as they climb close to The Mighty KoTOR, is Wreckon targeting strong competition? Yes. But the competition is doing things that he can target. So whose fault is it really? We all sit on the edge of our seats wondering now if Team Short Bus is really cheating. We won't find the answer to that question until the GSL mods handle it as the evidence isn't quite as cut and clear as Crush Alls.

Word on the street is that Crusty Dirt Demon has a hatred for low down dirty squids. Yes you heard it here first... Crusty hates squids a.k.a. marine cephalopods. Crusty is reported to have joined a KoTOR party with at least one LOLer witness. Crusty further proved that he will forever be a douche bag by berating people with prison yard language worthy of getting a cracker shivved. When called on using the word nig, he claimed that he said squid. Very believable insult. That reminds me of a 6th grade teacher that called me a smart ASS and claimed she said ASP. Yes in 6th grade Fro was a smart & small venomous snake (Fro was 6 foot 4 in 6th grade). Between the general assclownery that Crusty exhibits in the forums and his racist profanity against those of color, It is safe to say this fellow should be avoided and scorned.

Minty claimed that my GSL Team was the cause of GSL drama this week. I want to take this time to remind everyone that Team LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOers believes in lol'n drama and mildly egging it on. I was approached by model GSL citizens to broach the subject of Short Bus shenanigans to the public. So I did this to mildly egg on the drama. Unfortunately some of my fellow team members let personal feelings cause them to make short story long posts which could be construed as drama causing. A couple sentences (paragraph max) and a gif/video/jpeg is all a LOLer should be posting. So please remember that we are like Orson Welles in Citizan Kane...

A rumor is going around that Wreckon and MajinFro are BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!!!!!!! This rumor is causing a riff in the current bromance of Fro and Thor. Fro is a Trekie...how could me and the Sith Lord ever be BFFs? I will leave this question for you guys to ponder.

Finally, does Hayden know the lyrics to You are the Music In Me?

Hayden says (9:43 AM):
your harmony to the melody
Hayden says (9:43 AM):
a simple voice above the noise
Hayden says (9:43 AM):
oooooooh yeh telling me
Hayden says (9:43 AM):
when i hear my favourite song
Hayden says (9:43 AM):
i know that we belong
Hayden says (9:43 AM):
coz you are the music in me

Fro out~